Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Things I've learned lately

  • When you open your door and see a stray dog the appropriate response is to slam the door and run away while screaming "Run for your life!"
  • How much children's television characters annoy me is proportional to how much my nephew likes them.
  • When you can do the dance the Noodle Gang does on Elmo's World: Wild Wild West while in another room you have seen the video one too many times.

  • If I were Chicken Jane I would let Scot and Dot be smashed by the ox in the box or stuck in the giant marshmallow.

And that my friends, is what I have learned lately thanks to my two year old nephew

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